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Joke Of The Day - Two Jews

Two Jews in an Indian Restaurant

Two Jewish men, Sid and Tom, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Tom, 'Are there any Jewish people of
?our faith born and raised in India
Tom replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter
?When the waiter came by, Tom asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews of our faith born and raised in India
The waiter said, 'I won't be knowing, but I will ask the Chef. After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later said No sir, no Indian Jews
?Tom wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere
The waiter returned and said, 'The Chef and the Captain and my boss ,they all say there is no Indian Jews
'Are you certain?' Tom asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews
Listen I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is ...Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No Indian Jews ...OK

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This is hilarious!
I was on the floor after I finished reading this

Well done!

We want more now
:)))
and maybe I'll bring some of my own

Thank you for brightening up my Sunday
:))
:nic20:

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Thanks for making me smile Mr Abdellah
have a shiny day!!

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اقتباس:

المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة منى هلال (المشاركة 93088)

This is hilarious!
I was on the floor after I finished reading this

Well done!

We want more now
:)))
and maybe I'll bring some of my own

Thank you for brightening up my Sunday
:))
:nic20:

I m glad I made your Sunday that much brighter my dear, that made me happy

My best wishes and regards

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة نصيرة تختوخ (المشاركة 93106)

Thanks for making me smile Mr Abdellah
have a shiny day!!

Remember Nasira you made my day while reading your story of the Fawnia flower
This is a pay back

Keep the smile

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة Arouba Shankan (المشاركة 93108)

Thanks for you

And thank you Arouba for your nice stop here
wish you a great day

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة عبدالله الخطيب (المشاركة 93180)

Remember Nasira you made my day while reading your story of the Fawnia flower
This is a pay back
Keep the smile

hhhh abdellah zahrat al fawania is the Peony Flower
a lebanese joke for you
A Lebanese and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from New York. The American asks if he would like to play a fun-game.
The Lebanese, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa." Again, the Lebanese declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the guy's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Lebanese doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill, and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "your turn."
So the Lebanese asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers. Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Lebanese and hands him $500.
The Lebanese thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Lebanese and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Lebanese reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5, and goes back to sleep.

have a good day

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That was a good and funny one

Thank you
With a blooming field of peonies