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Joke Of The Day - Two Americans
Joke Of The Day - Two Americans Two Americans lost in the sahara desert, one is David and the other is Michael They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirates with a mosque in the middle David said to Michael: look, let's pretend we're Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink I'm going to call myself Mohammed Michael refused to change his name, he said: My name is Michael,and I won't pretend to be other than but what I am...Michael The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names David said: my name is Mohammed Michael said: my name is Michael The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said: Please bring some food and water for Michael only Then he turned to the other and said: Marhaba Mohammed, Ramadan Kareem |
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كما يقولون الصدق منجاة كذب عندما حول اسمه إلى محمد فوقع في شر أعماله لم يكن يخطر بباله أن المسلمين على صيام يا له من تعس رائعة :)) |
رد: Joke Of The Day - Two Americans
Dear kids,
there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents. Love, WikiLeaks ...... |
رد: Joke Of The Day - Two Americans
ha ha ha :)) very funny sister Nassira it deserves a separate page by itself |
رد: Joke Of The Day - Two Americans
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