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14 / 04 / 2008, 40 : 01 PM	رقم المشاركة : [1]
سلمى محمد ضيف	children Don't mess with children A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer,she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty." ***** A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him". *** The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip **ies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want.God is watching the apples . نور الأدب (تعليقات الفيسبوك)
سلمى محمد ضيف