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Two Jews in an Indian Restaurant

Two Jewish men, Sid and Tom, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York. Sid asked Tom, 'Are there any Jewish people of
?our faith born and raised in India
Tom replied, 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter
?When the waiter came by, Tom asked him, 'Are there any Indian Jews of our faith born and raised in India
The waiter said, 'I won't be knowing, but I will ask the Chef. After he returned from the kitchen a few minutes later said No sir, no Indian Jews
?Tom wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure
The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen
While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere
The waiter returned and said, 'The Chef and the Captain and my boss ,they all say there is no Indian Jews
'Are you certain?' Tom asked once again, 'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews
Listen I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter. 'All we have is ...Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Coconut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No Indian Jews ...OK