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Grandpa and the Moped




An elderly man on a Moped
looking about 100 years old
pulls up next to a doctor at a street light
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks What kind of car you got there, son

The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO
It cost half a million dollars

That's a lot of money,' says the old man
Why does it cost so much

this car can do up to 320 miles an hour !' states the doctor proudly

The Moped driver asks
Mind if I take a look inside

No problem, replies the doctor

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says'That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my Moped
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do
He floors it , and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 160 mph

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror
It seems to be getting closer

He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly
WHOOOOSSSHHH
Something whips by him going much faster

What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ? the doctor asks himself

He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the
Ferrari up to 250 mph

Then, up ahead of him
he sees that it's the old man on the Moped

Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari
He gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN

Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph

Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do

Suddenly, the Moped plows
into the back of his Ferrari
demolishing the rear end

The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
The old man is still alive

He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says
I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you

The old man whispers

Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror