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Joke Of The Day - Two Americans
Two Americans lost in the sahara desert, one is David and the other is Michael
They were dying of hunger and thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis, with what looked like an emirates with a mosque in the middle
David said to Michael: look, let's pretend we're Muslims, otherwise we'll not get any food or drink
I'm going to call myself Mohammed
Michael refused to change his name, he said: My name is Michael,and I won't pretend to be other than but what I am...Michael
The Imam of the mosque received both well and asked about their names
David said: my name is Mohammed
Michael said: my name is Michael
The Imam turned to the helpers of the mosque and said: Please bring some food and water for Michael only
Then he turned to the other and said: Marhaba Mohammed, Ramadan Kareem

[منى هلال]

كما يقولون الصدق منجاة
كذب عندما حول اسمه إلى محمد فوقع في شر أعماله
لم يكن يخطر بباله أن المسلمين على صيام
يا له من تعس

رائعة
:))

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Dear kids,

there is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.

Love,
WikiLeaks
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[منى هلال]

ha ha ha
:))
very funny sister Nassira
it deserves a separate page by itself

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